Very Short Jokes

"A short saying often contains much wisdom."
~Sophocles

"Young man, young man, your arm's too short to box with God."
James Weldon Johnson

"I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short."
~Shelley Winters

"I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had."
~Jamie Lee Curtis

"Insist on yourself, never imitate."
~Emerson

"Reach for the stars." ~Anonymous

"Attitude is everything." ~Anonymous

"Keep the faith." ~Anonymous

"Train don't strain." ~Arthur Lydiard

"Nothing will work unless you do." ~John Wooden

"Worry is spiritual short sight. Its cure is intelligent faith."
~Paul Brunton

"There is no failure Only feedback."
~Robert Allen

"Hard work pays off." ~Anonymous

"Short of genius a rich man cannot even imagine poverty."
~Charles Peguy

"I think therefore i am." ~Rene Descartes

"Live your dreams." ~Les Brown

"No pain, No gain." ~Anonymous

"Dying seems less sad than having lived to little."
Gloria Steinem

"Fortune favors the brave." ~Terence

"The long days are no happier than the short ones."
~Philip James Bailey

"To profit from good advice requires more freedom than to give it."
~John Churton Collins

"It's never too late." ~Anonymous

"Beauty is in the eyes of it's beholder."

"The imagination of today is the reality of tomorrow."

"We can not control direction of wind, but may be we can adjust our sails
~Fr. Emmerich Vogt

"Failure is only the new opportunity to begin again with more intelligently."
~Henry Ford

"Better late than never." ~Anonymous

"What we are, that only can we see."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Laughter is best medicine." ~Anonymous

"To follow, without halt, one aim. That's the secret of success." ~Anonymous

"A man who views world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of hid life.
~Muhammad Ali

"A man is what he thinks about all day long."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Success is not to be pursued it is to be attracted by the person you become."
~Jim Rohn

"Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is option."
~Roger Crawford

"Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience."
~Miguel de Cervantes

"Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously."

"The world is beautiful if you are beautiful."
~Theodore H. White

"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short."
~Golda Meir

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
~Mark Twain

"It is a short walk from the hallelujah to the hoot."
~Vladimir Nabokov