Insurance

"They simply don't want a recession. It's an insurance policy."
~James Annable

"Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance."
~Anonymous

"Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table."
~Ambrose Bierce

"The determination of life insurance salesmen to succeed has made life pretty soft for widows."
~William Feather

"They don't sell insurance for this kind of thing."
~Bill Parcells

"The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent."
~Wes Smith

"Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs."
~Kin Hubbard

"By almost every measure, consumers are paying far too much for credit insurance. The research shows very clearly that credit insurance is a very bad value."
~Travis Plunkett

"Religion is more than a fire insurance policy"
~Anonymous

"Justice is the insurance which we have on our lives and property. Obedience is the premium which we pay for it."
~William Penn

"What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies."
~Gerry Spence

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
~Woody Allen

"Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders."
~Ronald Reagan

"If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog."
~Phil Gramm

"Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next."
~Anonymous

"Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson